6ood:

My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

(Source: 6ood, via yelled)

pulpofiction:

Life hack: if someone makes a racist/sexist joke, say, with total seriousness, “I don’t get it, can you explain it”

Then watch them crash and burn

(via ooonedaymore)

laslo0728:

This was in the comment section of a New York Times piece called “What Do You Remember From the First Time You Saw ‘Phantom of the Opera?’”
It trumped all others.

laslo0728:

This was in the comment section of a New York Times piece called “What Do You Remember From the First Time You Saw ‘Phantom of the Opera?’”

It trumped all others.

(via itsagutthing)